1.Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary, we hearyoucoming.
一家消声器店外：根本不用预约，我们听到你来了！
2.Outside a hotel: Help! We need inn-experienced people.
酒店门外：帮帮忙！我们缺少常住小酒馆的人。
3.On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman,andthe 2nd one just center.
接待室的桌上：三个一轮！我们要毫不留情地赶走第三个推销员！注：第二个刚刚离开。
4.In a veterinarians waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes,Sit!Stay!
兽医的候诊内：稍候5分钟。趴下，别动！
5.At the electric company: We would be de-lighted if you sendinyour bill. However, if you dont you will be.
在电气公司：如果你送来钞票，我们会很高兴；如果你不送，就会被断电。
6.On the door of a computer store: Out for a quick byte.
电脑专卖店门上：出去找一个更快的字节。
7.In a restaurant window: Dont stand there and be hungry,comeon in and get fed up.
餐馆橱窗：别饿着肚子傻呆在那儿，进来吧，吃顿饱饭！
8.Inside a bowling alley: Please be quiet, we need to hear apindrop.
在保龄球馆：保持安静，我们需要倾听大头针落地。
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully,wellwait.
在墓地的前院：开车当心，我们会等着你的。
10.In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growingwiseis optional.
在咨询师办公室：变老是由上帝控制的，变聪明是由自己控制的。
